Saturday, December 17, 2005

Letter to Santa

Mad Libs style, adult letters to Santa found here.


Santa ClausNorth Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Crystal's Office party. It was Julie who spiked the punch with too much hot chocolate. I can't help it if I drank 1421 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like sweet pea.

I thought it was funny when I put Staci's hula skirt on my head and danced the samba on the papasan while singing `"Breakfast at Tiffany's"'. I didn't mean to break Crystal's MP3 player and don't know why Crystal would accuse me of terroristic threatening.

I don't remember calling Gary's wife a puffy chicken---even though she looked like one with fuschia eye shadow and lime lipstick!

And when I threw up on Rochelle's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that jelly beans.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my plane through my neighbor's dining room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a opaque armadillo and have me arrested for arson!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all tattered and dusty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sparkly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and rapidly yours,
Jaen (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 6 bucks!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now that I think about it, it really should have been Staci spiking the punch. =)